shinga-tumblr:

erinkyan:

tiger-tranqs:

anonymousfragger:

tillall-areone:

torilainen:

rakshar:

I’m on an island with Iron Man, I”M ON AN ISLAND WITH IRON MAN!!!!

Bound for life to Iron Man o_o

Wrecking havoc with Thor.

THIS SOUNDS JUUUUST LIKE ME

Gained the powers of… The hulk.

….SWEET

Became the sidekick of Bruce Banner :D

It’d be a buddy comedy about Bruce and his stoner lab assistant and their wacky adventures. :)

got trolled by nick fury. fuck yes I wanna be bros with fury yessss

Went to the beach with Black Widow?

Dammit, I’m FAN SERVICE?! :P

I’m being stalked by Captain America…not sure what to think of that…

rereading Tripping over you from the start!  I pledged for the Kickstarter and now I have to choose who I want a sketch of!  So many choices…. any opinions ToY fans?

tastefullyoffensive:

[jjppoo]

I think you mean Tony Bark

Just finished Facing the Bullets.

JUST FINISHED FACING THE BULLETS!

I laughed, I cried, I cursed these emotionally retarded dipshits!

we are not having a moment

I love this show.

oh god, is it the weekend yet?  oh yeah, the weekend is why i feel like crap to begin with.  nothing like a nice relaxing Sunday of sanding and painting.

sourcedumal:

jadelyn:

actualcanadiansherlockholmes:

actuallyamazingatheist:

actualcanadiansherlockholmes:

actuallyamazingatheist:

What the fuck is this bullshit I keep seeing on every commercial break?

I literally had to watch this four times because I couldn’t quite believe that this could exist in 2013

“WOMEN? EXISTING? IN A STYLE OF MAKE UP AND HAIR THAT ISN’T MY PERSONAL PREFERENCE? THEY ARE FREAKS AND MUST BE IMMEDIATELY CHANGED FOR MY VISUAL PLEASURE.”

Christ

Don’t forget that the voiceover guy specifically refers to them as “things.”

THINGS

WOMEN ARE THINGS

HOW DID I MISS THAT

Also, that in the “before” they’re focused on each other and their own conversation, but “after” they’re focused on him and giving him flirtatious smiles and shit.

So: women in a public place are things that you deserve to have changed and rearranged so that they are attractive to you and interested in you.

Wow, this is one shitty and sexist as fuck commercial….

Here’s their Twitter, Facebook and home site!

(brb, expressing my displeasure via the internet)

lickypickysticky:

Artist Chris McMahon buys cheesy landscape paintings from yard sales, then paints in monsters of his own.

I love this ‘cus the big green one is like “shit, something touched me! ahhh, oh god”

why do I always get sick on the weekend?  like, what the hell? Friday? doin’ fine.  Saturday morning? oh, you have things you want to do and shit that need s to get done?  here, have a full body ache and a sore throat and upset stomach.

lokiaintevenbovvered:

venusaurphobia:

The correct pronunciation of “colonel” is, without exaggeration, the stupidest thing on this planet

ENGLISH IS NOT MY NATIVE LANGUAGE SO AFTER SEEING THIS POST A MILLION TIMES I FINALLY GOOGLED THE PRONUNCIATION AND NOW I AM SO ANGRY

I first encountered this word (in print) when I was 7 or 8.  my face when: