Happy Digimon Adventure 15th Anniversary!
"50 State Steryotypes (in 2 Minutes)"
THE NH ONE IS SO TRUE THOUGH LIKE HOW THE HELL DID HE KNOW
The Michigan one is 100% spot on
definitely the Michigan one
Yep. The Ohio one is very true.
I’ve lived in Maryland, Delaware, Massachusetts, and Michigan
And I can say without a doubt those four are 50000000000000000000000000000000% correct
PENNSYLVANIA’S MADE ME BARK
Dear god, the Nevada one.
Reblogged at Florida because I lived in Panama City Beach for seven years and that is the truest shit. Georgia was right after and I lived there for four years so I’m kinda excited.
whitebreads making wheatbread! ya, thats kansas.
this is 911 state your emergency
YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD
911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS
911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy
this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.
since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon
here u go, bud
YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.
YOU SUPERFLUOUS JAR OF RELISH!
YOu preposterous cabbage!!!
CANT RISK IT
quick this is for science REBLOG let’s see how many people want a deadpool movie (✿ ♥‿♥)
People responding to that thing with BUT NICOTINE CRAVINGS okay glad that’s more important than my ability to get oxygen into my lungs it’s totally comparable to asphyxiation and also impossible to leave the house or walk twenty feet away to somewhere downwind to take care of that.
I’m just gonna let the world figure this out
What does this mean???? Help????
Hint: it’s not legend-milk.
is estonia even real
I’m reblogging this again because I feel like not enough people saw it the first time
can I use the carpooling lane now?