My junk drawer of a blog
diaemyung:

Happy Digimon Adventure 15th Anniversary!

diaemyung:

Happy Digimon Adventure 15th Anniversary!

dottewa:

legendofshakarian:

flockofflamingos:

afirethatwillneverburn:

squigglysheep:

ass-full-of-cass:

idgits-in-the-impala:

ava-ire-girl-on-fire:

lawnpirates:

"50 State Steryotypes (in 2 Minutes)"

omg arkansas

THE NH ONE IS SO TRUE THOUGH LIKE HOW THE HELL DID HE KNOW

The Michigan one is 100% spot on

definitely the Michigan one

Yep. The Ohio one is very true. 

I’ve lived in Maryland, Delaware, Massachusetts, and Michigan

And I can say without a doubt those four are 50000000000000000000000000000000% correct

PENNSYLVANIA’S MADE ME BARK

Dear god, the Nevada one.

Reblogged at Florida because I lived in Panama City Beach for seven years and that is the truest shit. Georgia was right after and I lived there for four years so I’m kinda excited.

whitebreads making wheatbread!  ya, thats kansas.

hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency


YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD


911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN


YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS


911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER


MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.


YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ


TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.


yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

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YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

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911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

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YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

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911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

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MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

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YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

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TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

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911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

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yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

moniquill:

kakaphoe:

humourous-fallen-angel:

ben-c:

since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud

YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.

Tedious Legume

YOU SUPERFLUOUS JAR OF RELISH!

YOu preposterous cabbage!!!

thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

sebbastianstans:

quick this is for science REBLOG let’s see how many people want a deadpool movie (✿ ♥‿♥)

coelasquid:

People responding to that thing with BUT NICOTINE CRAVINGS okay glad that’s more important than my ability to get oxygen into my lungs it’s totally comparable to asphyxiation and also impossible to leave the house or walk twenty feet away to somewhere downwind to take care of that.

tabbydrawsshit:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

Hint: it’s not legend-milk.

tabbydrawsshit:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

Hint: it’s not legend-milk.

fel-as-in-tumbld:

fel-as-in-tumbld:

is estonia even real

I’m reblogging this again because I feel like not enough people saw it the first time

can I use the carpooling lane now?

fel-as-in-tumbld:

fel-as-in-tumbld:

is estonia even real

I’m reblogging this again because I feel like not enough people saw it the first time

can I use the carpooling lane now?

everythingsbetterwithbisexuals:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

theconsultingshieldmaiden:

aegontargaryen:

friendly reminder that if harry would have been a girl snape would have treated her like petyr baelish treats sansa stark ✿◕‿◕✿

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I feel really gross now. Thanks.

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